5yo: “Mommy, it doesn’t make me sad when you go to work anymore because I have my teacher now!”
Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014
taking selfies with my friends like
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
that is TRUST
faceless bloggers are so mysterious